Trusting our nation's security to Republicans is like trusting your son to Mark Foley
Giving the Republicans the keys to the treasury is like giving Mark Foley the keys to the boy's dorm.
Trusting the budget to Republicans is like sending Mark Foley on vacation to Thailand.
Letting Republicans make environmental regulations is like letting Mark Foley set the boy's dress code.
Letting Republicans run a war is like having Mark Foley teach chastity.